One day before 12midnight, i was reading my storybook as usual when suddenly a strong big gust of wind appeared right in front of my book and swallowed me in. I thought probably my air-conditioner was a little too cold or i was dreaming.

"CINDERELLA!" someone shouted.

A fairy god ma de used her wand which looked like a toilet brush and hit my head.Shooting Stars and the almost the whole universe circled around my head and before i knew, i was dressed up in a pretty tight tuxedo and i got this 2D cartoon look. My hair was pretty nice waxed with a crown stuck on it, i bet it was glued with the elephant glue.

I know this one. I am the handsome prince on the task to find my princess Cinderella! I walked down the staircase with red carpet on and found something. It was sleeping beauty, i wondered how she could sleep on the unbalanced floor. Besides, the ground looked dirty. Anyway i stepped on her dress and before i continued i saw something shiny below her curtain dress. I gave her a good kick and she rolled down the staircase, just as i thought she's still dozing as she was rolling down. It was a right foot GLASS SHOE, very hard . I tried on and it was not comfortable at all-it was transparent. -.-? I could easily see my toes and hairy feet. Gross!

Whatever,so i followed the trail left behind by probably Cinderella's dirty right foot and her remaining glass shoe.

"POKEMON!" another idiot shouted again.

I saw a pikachu, i thought it was a pig at first. I read it from book that it had high voltage and i could get electric shock if i touched it so i decided to ignore it and continue to find my Cinderella. It was kawaii, I'll catch it later. I could save my electricity bills and kill those bad people. WOW!

"DWARF!"

"STOP SHOUTING IN MY EARS YOU IDIOT!" i screamed in horror. It was so annoying.

Alright so guess what, 7 dwarfs appeared and they seemed rude. They were really short, the height of .. my head only?

"Have you seen our snow white?"(i thought they have to bow to me and said your majesty or what?) the dwarfs repeated the same question 7times.

"No but you can try finding in the dark,it's easier. Anyway have you seen my Cinderella?"

" Ya, she is eating supper at mac."

Suddenly the MacDonald was right beside me and i felt my tummy roaring. Cinderella was eating happy meal so i joined her and we ate happily ever after. As we were eating, i smelled something awful but i didn't know where it came from. No it was not my Cinderella's smelly hongkong feet. It smelled like shit. I turned and saw EDWARD CULLEN! He was white , much whiter than snow white and he was glowing? Like a spoiled light bulb, so irritating. He moved like the speed of light, i could even feel the fast moving air around him. I wondered if he could read my mind? Then i started to panic, he's a vampire! Although i was a cartoon, i was still a living cartoon, would he bite me? Bella was sitting beside him, she almost as white as him. I think the colours run out or something? Oh yes, it was Bella's smell.

I was getting a little jealous, Bella was a little prettier than my Cinderella and her fashion taste was a little better than my Cinderella and she spoke more normally unlike my Cinderella who always sings during our conversation and the animals around us joined-weird.

Alright i shall jio Bella instead despite the charming never die Edward competing with me.

No it was not supposed to end like this?

Whatever, it's my story.

CATCH INKHEART IN CINEMAS 22nd JANUARY 2009